Once in a while, we all have received a scam email. Some are written so badly,  that are actually quite funny..

So this morning I did find this gem in my Inbox..

This account has been hacked! It will be good idea to change your password right this moment!
You probably do not know me me and you are probably wondering for what reason you’re receiving
this particular electronic message, right?
I’mhacker who openedyour email boxand all devicesnot so long ago.
Do not waste your time and make an attempt to talk to me or seek for me, in fact it’s hopeless, since I
sent you a letter using YOUR hacked account.
I have installed malware to the adult vids (porno) website and suppose that you enjoyed this site to
have fim (you know what I really mean).
During you were keeping an eye on these “great” vids, your browser began fimctioning like a RDP
(Remote Control) having a keylogger which provided me permission to access your monitor and web
camera_
Afterward, my software programaquiredall info.
You entered passwords on the websites you visited, I sniffed all of them.
Without a doubt, you could possibly change each of them, or have already modified them.
However it doesn’t matter, my program renews information every 5 minutes.
What actually did I do?
I generated a reserve copy of every your device. Of each file and each contact.
I created a dual-screen video. The 1st section displays the film that you were observing (you have an
interesting preferences, ahah…), and the second screen reveals the recording from your webcam.
What must you do?
Great, in my opinion, 1000 USD is basically a fair price for our little riddle. You will do the deposit by
bitcoins (if you do not understand this, go searching “how to purchase bitcoin” in Google).
My bitcoin wallet address:

13JpCnPJy4Xcy4gKUivt7rFYAuzCsDFB ch

(It is cAsE sensitive, so just copy and paste it).
Important
You will have only 2 days to send the payment. (I built in an exclusive pixel in this e-mail, and at this
moment I know that you’ve read through this email).
To monitorthe reading of a messageand the activityin it, I set upa Facebook pixel. Thanks to them.
(The stuff that’s appliedfor the authorities may helpus.)
In case I do not get bitcoins, I shall immediately give your recording to all your contacts, along with
family members, co-workers, and so forth?

I started to laugh so hard, it really made my day.. So thank you, who ever you are for a great Sunday morning..

I don’t know who you are, but it only took 2 second to track the email originating from India, from a company called Kshema Power. You name also came up as
ramesch.kannan@kshemapower.com and it seem that the company do have an employee named Ramesh Babu, but I wouldn’t think that’s the same person.

I mean, how stupid would that be?!? Are you the the same Babu that was on Seinfeld? 😀

Anyway, why did ramesch scam failed? Well, we have the obvious grammar problems, but even before that, the insignificant and stupid first sentence was the give away.

This account has been hacked! It will be good idea to change your password right this moment!

I need more info that that, pal.. Which account? I think you possibly are referring to the email account you used to send this email, and if that’s the case, you don’t really understand how business emails work. There are at least 20 different emails under my business name in the server.. Hacking, the server email account would give you access to all of them not just one..

I’mhacker who openedyour email boxand all devicesnot so long ago.

Oh boy.. Opened all device not so long ago? What device? Just because is called a email box, it doesn’t mean that it is a real box, you dimwit!

Do not waste your time and make an attempt to talk to me or seek for me, in fact it’s hopeless, since I
sent you a letter using YOUR hacked account.

I didn’t waste any time, I simply click on View Source, so that it shows me what I wanted to know. But you are right. I really think you are hopeless..

And you didn’t send me a letter. It is an email of a picture containing only text..

I have installed malware to the adult vids (porno) website and suppose that you enjoyed this site to
have fim (you know what I really mean).

Frankly, I haven’t got the faintest clue as what “have fim” actually mean.. The only reference I was able to find is from the Australian Government website regarding

Functional Independence Measure, and I’m guessing, you must have heard that term before a lot.. Unfortunately has no relation with (porno), and I wish you used the word (porn) instead.. :-D  (Google for the difference, if you don’t know). None the less, I did find it refreshing, to know that you are making vids (plural) of pornographic content, (with malware) and looking forward to get some titles, so that I can put a face (or cock) to the name ramesch.. 😉

During you were keeping an eye on these “great” vids, your browser began fimctioning like a RDP
(Remote Control) having a keylogger which provided me permission to access your monitor and web
camera_

This is the most stupid thing you could have written in a scam post.

For start RPD stand for Remote Desktop Protocol (RDP) and it is a Microsoft protocol designed to facilitate application data transfer security and encryption between client users, devices and a virtual network server. It enables a remote user to add a graphical interface to the desktop of another computer. Based on the ITU-T.120 protocol set, RDP is compatible with multiple types of local area network (LAN) protocols and topologies.

I don’t use any keys to access my monitor and I don’t have a web camera.

If I did have one I would probably make and direct my own “fim” (porno) and I wouldn’t have to watch your crap!

Either way, You need to do a bit more of research on how Microsoft RPD, malware in videos, and keyloggers actually do work. You could have saved yourself a lot typing..

Wait a minute. You didn’t type anything. That was just a picture.. You lazy bugger…

Afterward, my software programaquiredall info.
You entered passwords on the websites you visited, I sniffed all of them.
Without a doubt, you could possibly change each of them, or have already modified them.
However it doesn’t matter, my program renews information every 5 minutes.
What actually did I do?

I think the problem is, that you have been doing too much sniffing.. I just hope for you, that it was good shit. But if you are after money to buy some more, why not just ask?!?

To answer you last sentence, I would say, you did sniffed too much and now you are intoxicated, but it is just a wild guess..

I generated a reserve copy of every your device. Of each file and each contact.
I created a dual-screen video. The 1st section displays the film that you were observing (you have an
interesting preferences, ahah…), and the second screen reveals the recording from your webcam.
What must you do?

Now I would pay you in gold to see your new dual-screen video! Is it in HD? How many copies can I purchase? I would like to share it with my family and all my friends..

I hope your videos are not region locked to India (3) as here in Australia we use (4)..

I have interesting preferences.. I do? I swear to you, that was the first and only time I did that.. 🙄

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Great, in my opinion, 1000 USD is basically a fair price for our little riddle. You will do the deposit by
bitcoins (if you do not understand this, go searching “how to purchase bitcoin” in Google).
My bitcoin wallet address:

13JpCnPJy4Xcy4gKUivt7rFYAuzCsDFB ch

(It is cAsE sensitive, so just copy and paste it).
Important
You will have only 2 days to send the payment. (I built in an exclusive pixel in this e-mail, and at this
moment I know that you’ve read through this email).
To monitorthe reading of a messageand the activityin it, I set upa Facebook pixel. Thanks to them.
(The stuff that’s appliedfor the authorities may helpus.)
In case I do not get bitcoins, I shall immediately give your recording to all your contacts, along with
family members, co-workers, and so forth?

Well I can’t copy and paste a picture into the wallet address..  You dimwit!!

Let me get this clear!  If I do nothing, everybody that knows me, will receive a copy of the video? For free? Are you sure? I was more than happy to pay for it, but if you can guarantee the delivery, if I promise to do nothing, we have a deal ramesch!

“My co-workers”.. I can see my mate rolling on the floor with stitch pain, just for that sentence alone..

Looking forward to see those (porno).. Now, be a man ramesch, and follow through with your promise..

Oh before I forget.. I contacted the company in India where the email originated from and sent them a copy of it, including your details, just in case..

What that wrong? 😛

 

UPDATE 10/04/2019

Bad news!! ramesch has a twin brother or sister. The same email (slight different spelling) came from this office and this is the list of people working there:

It could be any one in this picture.. The all work in the office in Guano, Ecuador where the email was generated:

 

Now we got two idiots on the loose..  The plot is thickening.. 😎

On the bright side, we now have two video distributions centre, so hopefully they will fulfil the orders quickly..