This gadget it is just perfect to inaugurate this new section of the blog. I originally had in mind a very funny and elaborate article for this one but then I realised that the pictures alone do speak louder than words..

So sit back and enjoy the show..

I would like to start with the “add you adjective here” look. Maybe is a boys only party… Not sure.. What’s wrong with this picture. Well for start the can is still closed and the whole picture just gives you a feeling of insecurity..

While it could be the same guy, he seem a lot more comfortable.. Yet the beer bottle is still closed and it looks like is sitting on the top of the picture instead of being in the picture. Doesn’t matter.. It still look much better than the previous one..

Finally an open drink on the belt.. But look closer, and you can see that the bottle is empty. At least he’s dress very casual and the dark bottle goes well with the rest..

Finally an open bottle and it does contain some warm beer. Damn.. And I thought we finally get to see how good this gadget really is. I’m guessing if the bottle would have been actually cold, and he was trying to walk, by now the foam would have reached the top and made a mess.. You can try this without the belt. Just open a bottle and put it inside your pants and walk… You’ll see..

Here is where you need to be careful. Going around like that with no drink in it, it makes you look like you are actually doing charity work and collecting donation.. Actually that could be a great idea for a church offertory. A fornicator (there are plenty in the church according to Mr Bean), would feel more encourage to donate considering the location of the collection tray…

Finally the main reason for having this post here in the Bullshit Corner. This picture is a real mess! No way your belt can hold a big glass like that in a perfect vertical position.. And even if it did, I dare you to walk around with it.. I think his right hand is there in position, ready to catch the glass as it tilt forward on the salad and ruin the party for everyone.. The choice of a Bull belt was excellent. This is sarcasm at its best..

Same fake picture as above but with an added dose of challenge.. His girlfriend is pulling him to one side and both his “free hands” are actually full holding other items.. He must be working as a Juggler for living…

Finally a real technical problem related to those belts is that what do you do when you need to go into the little boys room? I mean that’s the only time that it would be nice to have both free hands but you have a bottle right there in the centre of the action.. Maybe have both the buckle belt and the cap drink holder for the toilet session..

Now here are pictures of the next level, if you are actually serious about your free hand…

Again, I’m not sure where would you want to wear those belts, but at least they are credible. The girl in the last picture could deliver shots at a party and the belt does look professionally made for an intended purpose..

Finally a bit of good news for those of you that are actually thinking of buying one.. They are on special at half the price or 48% off the RRP… Hmmm…

I wonder why?…

Till the next, happy bullshit..